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Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko "Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe" Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti Isliye Wo Short Me "A.G./O.G./Suno G" Kehti Hain..
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Pati Patni mein jhagde ke Baad Pati ne kagaz pe likha: Mujhe 6 baje jaga dena! Patni ne subah kagaz pe Likh diya: 6 Baje Gaye hai, Uth jao.