Patipatni Ke Bich Jhagada Chal Raha Tha Pati: Main Darta Nahin Tumse Patni: Tum Darte Ho Pahli Baar Jab Tum Mujhe Dekhne Aaye 45 Logon Ke Saath Aaye Jab Mujhe Lene Aaye Tab 200 Logon Ko Leker Aaye Mujhe Dekho Main Akele Chali Aai
Patni: Ghar Kyon Nahin Aaye Ab Tak? Pati: Jaam Laga Hai Patni: Oh! Kab Tak Aaoge Fir? Pati: Abhi To Pahla Hi Laga Hai
Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko "Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe" Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti Isliye Wo Short Me "A.G./O.G./Suno G" Kehti Hain..
Patni: Kyu ji, roz subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dalte ho. Pati: Kyu ke, tere baap ne kaha tha.. meri beti phool ki tarah hai, ise murjhane mat dena!
Biwi: Aji suniye jab aapne pahli baar mera ghungat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha? Pati: Bhagwaan ki kasam agar hanuman chalisa Yaad na hoti to Mar hi jaata.