Pati: Sabji Me Namak Kyo Nahi Hai? Patni: Wo Sabji Thodi Jal Gayi Thi N Pati: To Namak Kyo Nahi Dala? Patni: Ham Log Jale Par Namak Nahi Chhidakte
Sham Ko Pati Ke Ghar Aate Hi Patni Ne Kichkich Shuru Kar Di Santa: Are Yaar Dinbhar Ka Thakahara Aaya Hu Pahle Fresh To Hone Do Patni: Main Bhi Dinbhar Akeli Thi To Main Bhi Fresh Hi Ho Rahi Hu
Santa: Dekho Ek Mahan Lekhak Ne Kaha Hai 'Pati Ko Bhi Ghar Ke Mamle Me Bolne Ka Hak Hona Chahiye'a Jito: Dekho Wo Bechara Bhi Sirf Likh Paya Kah Nahin
Patni: Agar Main Vakt Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadar Karte Pati: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Patni: Kyon? Pati: Log Kahte Ki `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai'
Pati(Fon Par Patni Se): Tum Bahut Pyari Ho Patni: Thanks! Pati: Tum Bilkul Rajkumari Jaisi Ho Patni: Thank You So Much Dear Aur Batao Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pati: Majak
Pati: Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu? Patni: Karna Kya Hai Har Roj Matha Tek Ke Hazar Ka Not Chadha Diya Karo