Do Tarah Ki Ladakiyon Ke Piche Mat Bhago Ek To Jinke Piche Main Hu Kyonki Vo Tumse Kabhi Nahin Patengi Aur... . . . . . . Dusari Jinke Piche Main Nahin Hun Vo Mujhse Nahin Pati To Tumse Kya Patengi
Patni: Jante Ho Maine Tumse Shaadi Kyon Ki? Pati: Kyon? Patni: Taki Main Jaan Saku Ki Tum Kitne Murkh Ho? Pati: To Shadi Karne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi! Ye To Tum Aise Hi Jaan Sakti Thi Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Karne Ki Khwahish Jahir Ki Thi!
Vivahit Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!
Patni: Har Ravivaar (Sunday) Tum Machli Pakdne Ke Liye Jate Ho Na? Pati: Hanhan To? Patni: Aaj Wo Machli I Thi Aur Kah Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maa Banne Wali Hai
Patni: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte Pati: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Patni: Kyon? Pati: Log Kahte Ki `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`