Pathan Ne Kastamar Kaar Par Fon Kiya Pathan: Mera Mobile Kutta Nigal Kar Bhag Gaya Kastamar Kaar Adhikari: To Main Kya Karu Usme? Pathan: Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Roming To Nahin Lagegi?
Pathan Khasi Ki Davai Lene Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: Yah Davai 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar Aur 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lena Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Aise To Hamare Ghar Ke Sare Chammach Hi Khatm Ho Jayenge
Pathan Raat Ko So Raha Tha Ki Achanak Uska Fon Baja Dusari Taraf Se Ladki Ki Aawaz Thi "Main Tainu Samjhawa Ki Na Tere Bina Lagda Ji" Pathan: To Tum Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo Dusari Taraf Se Awaz Ai "Is Gane Ko Apni Coller Tune Banane Ke Liye 2 Dabayen"
Hotal Men Khana Khane Ke Baad: Pathan: Bill Le Aao Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip Dijiye N Ples Pathan: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar Pathan: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain
Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?