Ek Din Pathan Bete Ke Saath Lakdiyan Katne Ke Liye Jangal Gaya Aur Vapsi Men Raasta Bhul Gaya! Pathan Gusse Me Aakar Apne Bete Ko Hi Marne Laga Aur Bola "Are Kambakt Men To Raasta Bhul Gaya Chal Par Tu To Ghar Ja!"
Pathan College Men Ladki Se Bola "I Lav Yu"! Aur Fir Ladki Ko Bola "Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Bolo"! Ladki: Main Abhi Jakar Sar Ko Bolti Hu! Pathan: Vo Pagal Ki Bachchi Sar Shadi Shuda Hain; Tum Mujhe Bolo Mujhe!
Ek Baar Pathan Apne Kharab Pet Ke Ilaj Ke Liye Doctor Ke Paas Gaya! Doctor Ne Kaha "Tum Pani Ubal Kar Piya Karo!" Pathan Ne Doctor Ki Buhat Pitai Ki! Dost Ne Pucha "Tumne Aisa Ku Kiya?" Pathan Bola "Bevkuf Itni Garmi Men Kahta Hai Ki Pani Ubal Kar Piyo"!
Adhyapak: Kaun Si Chidiya Sabse Tej Udati Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Hathi! Adhyapak: Nalayak Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Ji Vo 'Al Kayda' Men Kam Karte Hain! Adhyapak: Shabas! Bachcho Likho Uttar 'Hathi!'
Jaj: Tumhara Kya Khyal Hai Yah Aadmi Kaise Mara? Pathan (Gavah): Hujur Yah Bachpan Se Hi Bhulakkad Kism Ka Aadmi Tha! Mera Khyal Hai Ki Yah Saans Lena Bhul Gaya Hoga!
Doctor: Sir Par Chot Kaise Lagi? Pathan: Main Apni Hawai Chappal Se Divar Men Keel Thonk Raha Tha! Doctor: Usse Chot Ka Kya Lenadena? Pathan: Usi Vakt Mere Padosi Ne Kaha Ki Kabhikabhi Dimag Ka Bhi Istemaal Kar Liya Karo!