Thanedar: Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Ham Par Aur Ek Latth Hamari Begam Par Baja Tha Thanedar: Main Puch Raha Hu Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Par To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi
Jaj: Tumne Apne Padosi Ke Kaan Par Chhura Kyon Maara? Pathan: Sarkar Kan Par To Bhul Se Laga Gaya Main To Uske Gale Par Marna Chahta Tha
Pathan: Abbu Mujhe Moter Sicil Chahiye Abbu: Allah Ne Pair Kyon Diye Hain? Pathan: Ek Giyar Dalne Ke Liye Aur Dusra Brak Lagane Ke Liye
Patni: Aap Itni Shatranj Kyon Khelte Hain? Pathan: Isse Main Mustaid Rahta Hu Patni: Mustaid Rahte Hain Kisaliye? Pathan: Shatranj Khelne Ke Liye
Chor (Banduk Tante Hue) Bola: "Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do Pathan: Ye Lo Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahin Thi Pathan: Aur Mere Pers Me Bhi Kahan Rupaye The