Ek Pathan Bahut Pareshan Baitha Tha! Dost: Tum Itne Pareshaan Kyon Ho? Pathan: Yaar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hain Lekin Mere 2! Aisa Kyon?
Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!
Ek Bar Yuddh Men Pathan Ne Buletprof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pahni Thi! Jab Uske Saathi Ne Pucha To Pathan Ne Jawab Diya "O Jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kya Ghusegi"!
Doctor: Sir Par Chot Kaise Lagi? Pathan: Main Apni Hawai Chappal Se Divar Men Keel Thonk Raha Tha! Doctor: Usse Chot Ka Kya Lenadena? Pathan: Usi Vakt Mere Padosi Ne Kaha Ki Kabhikabhi Dimag Ka Bhi Istemaal Kar Liya Karo!
Ek Sindhi Ke Ghar Uska Pathan Dost Aaya! Sindhi: Bhai Taklif Na Karen Batayen Chay Chalegi Ya Thanda? Pathan: Isme Taklif Ki Kya Baat Hai Chay Banane Tak Thanda Hi Sahi!
Pathan: Doctor Sahab "Plastic Sarjari" Karvane Me Kitna Kharcha Aayega? Doctor: Do Lakh! Pathan: Agar 'Plastic' Hamara Ho To?