Narsee: Mubarak Ho Aap 'Abbu' Ban Gae Hain! Pathan: Yah Meri Patni Ko Mat Batana Main Use 'Serprise' Dunga"!
Jyotshi: Tumhare Jivan Men 6 Ladkiyan Hain! Pathan: Vah Kya Baat Hai? Jyotshi: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Bat Nahin Hai Tumhare "Rashi Fal" Ke Hisab Se Tumhari Ek Gharwaali Aur 5 Betiyan Hongi!
Pathan: Darling Main Tumse Nikah Nahin Kar Sakta Kyonki Mera Parivar Mujhe Ijajat Nahin De Raha! Garlfrend: Aap Ke Parivar Men Kaunkaun Hai? Pathan: Meri Patni Aur 3 Bachche!
Pathan Raatbhar Mujara Dekhta Raha Subah Mujare Wali Boli Raatbhar Hamne Aapko Khush Kiya Hai Ab Aap Hamko Khush Kar Dijie!Pathan To Chal Main Nachta Hun Tu Dekh!
Pathan Shadi Ke Liye Ek Ladaki Dekhne Ke Liye Gaya! Ladaki Ki Maa: Ladki Abhi Padhai Kar Rahi Hai! Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Main Do Ghante Ke Baad Aata Hu!
Medical Student Pathan Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Ek Khat Dekar Kaha "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Use Jawab Diya "Tumhara Blad Groop Be Positive Hai!"