Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Pathan: Ab Uth Bhi Ja Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai! Salman: To Kya Hua Abbu! Vah Sota Bhi To Mujhse Buhat Pahle Hai!
Pathan Shadi Men Bahut Der Tak Khana Kha Raha Tha! Kisi Ne Pucha Kab Tak Khaoge? Pathan: Main To Khud Khakha Ke Dukhi Hu! Par Kya Karu Card Men Likha Tha Dinner 7 Pi Em Se 10 Pi Em!
Pathan Akhabar Padate Huye "Begam Main Iss Mulk Ke Halat Sudhar Dunga!" Begam: Pahle Apne Halaat To Sudhar Lo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahne Ghum Rahe Ho!
Ek Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par So Gaya! Sindhi Dost: Tran Aag To Mar Jaoge! Pathan: Mere Upar Se Havai Jahaj Gujar Gaya To Kuchh Nahin Hua Tran Kya Chij Hai?
Pathan 1: Yaar "Bill Gates" Bhi Ajib Hai! Pathan 2: Woh Kaise? Pathan 1: Naam Gates Hai Aur Banata Vindos Hai!