Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!
Bhikhari: Mujhe Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta Hai! Pathan: Kal Ka Salan Kha Loge? Bhikhari: Ji Ha Bilkul! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Kal Aana!
Pathan Ko Puri Raat Macharon Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya! Uska Dimag Ghum Gaya Aur Usane Jahar Pi Liya Aur Bola "Ab Kato Salo Sabke Sab Maroge"!
Trafic Pulis: Khan Sahib Aap 120 Ki Speed Se Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pathan: Tum Logon Ne Hi To Side Wale Bard Par Likha Hai "Yaad Rakhen Ghar Par Koi Aapka Intjaar Kar Raha Hai"!
Pathan: Ham Bachpan Men Bahut Takatwar Tha! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Hamara Ma Kahta Hai Jab Ham Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Par Utha Leta Tha!
Ek Pathan Ne Kapade Ki Dukaan Kholi! Usi Men Property Ka Kaam Bhi Shuru Kar Diya!Aur Fir Dukan Ke Samne Hi Tandur Bhi Laga Liya! Ek Jaankar Ne Pucha "Dukaan Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hai?" Roti Kapda Aur Makan!