Pathan `Pe.Si.O.` Men Gaya! Jeb Se Mobile Nikala Aur Baat Karke Bahar A Gaya! `Pe.Si.O.` Ke Maalik Ne Pucha "Jab Tumhare Paas Mobile Tha To `Pe.Si.O.` Me Kyon Aaye? Pathan Bola " Meri Garlfrend Ne Kaha Tha `Pe.Si.O.` Se Phon Karonge To Kam Painse Lagenge!"
Madam: Pathan Batao Jamin Aur Chand Ka Aapas Men Kya Rishta Hain! Pathan : Bhai Bahan Ka! Madam: Vo Kaise! Pathan : Kyonki Log Chand Ko Mamu Aur Jamin Ko Maa Kahte Hai!
Chor Ne Ek Mahila Ka Pars Chori Kiya Aur Usme Se Use 1000 Rupaye Mile! Ek Pathan Ne Yah Sab Dekh Liya To Us Chor Ne Pathan Se Kaha Ki Jo Rakam Use Mili Hai Woh Fiftifty Kar Lenge! Pathan Ne Kaha Thik Hain Lekin Baki Ke 900 Rupaye Ka Woh Kya Karenge!
Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!" Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!
Ek Pathan Apni Bivi Aur 16 Bachcho Ke Saath Dost Ke Ghar Dawat Par Gaya! Dost Ne Itni Badi Famili Dekh Kar Gusse Men Kaha "Heya Heya Nahi I?" Pathan Bade Pyar Se Bola "Nahin Aaj Uska Peper Tha!"
Ek Din Pathan Bete Ke Saath Lakdiyan Katne Ke Liye Jangal Gaya Aur Vapsi Men Raasta Bhul Gaya! Pathan Gusse Me Aakar Apne Bete Ko Hi Marne Laga Aur Bola "Are Kambakt Men To Raasta Bhul Gaya Chal Par Tu To Ghar Ja!"