Pathan Ne Juh Men Sher Ka Pinjara Khula Chhod Diya! Officer: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjara Lok Nahin Kiya? Pathan: Kya Jarurat Hai Sahab! Itne Khaufnaak Janvar Ko Kaun Chori Karega?
Pathan Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Itane Men Pulis A Gai To Pathan Ne Charas Chhupa Diya; Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Apne Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hu; Pulis: Ye To Kisi Bachche Ka Kabra Hai; Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Men Mar Gaya Tha!
Pathan: "I Am Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai! Santa: Main Ja Raha Hu! Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap Bhi Nahin Ja Sakta Pahle Matlab To Bata!
Pathan Ne Dariya Men Dubte Hue Ek Bachche Ko Bacha Liya Aur Thodi Der Baad Dubara Dariya Me Fenk Diya! Ek Rahgir Ne Karan Pucha To Pathan Bola Ke Purani Kahavat Hai "Neki Kar Dariya Me Daal!"
Pathan: Ham 25 Bhai Bahan Hain! Ladki: Kya Aap Ke Ghar Family Planning Wale Nahin Aaye? Pathan: Aaye The Skool Samajh Ke Vapas Chale Gaye!
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"