Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai? Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai? Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai
Pathan: Yaara Aaj Hamne Ek Aise Jabardast Khana Banaya Hai Tum Khush Ho Jaoge! Dost: O Khan Sahab Kya Banaya Hai? Pathan: Naswar Gosht!
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Sicil Par Gun Gunata Hua Ja Raha Tha! Raste Men Usane Ek Aurat Ko Sicil Se Mar Diya! Aurat: Andhe Ho Kya Brak Nahin Mar Sakte The? Pathan: Pura Sicil Maar Diya Ab Brak Marne Se Kya Fayda!
Pathan (Doctor Se): Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya? Doctor: Ha Dudh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kyon Kala Hai?
Pathan: Yaara Hamara Bivi Hum Ko Chhod Kar Chala Gaya! Dost: Tum Us Ko Pyaar Nahin Karte Hoge! Pathan: O Nah Oye Kasam Khuda Ka; Saga Bahan Jaisa Samjhta Tha Usko!