Medical Student Pathan Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Ek Khat Dekar Kaha "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Use Jawab Diya "Tumhara Blad Groop Be Positive Hai!"
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Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha? Sochta Raha Sochta Raha . .. ... Raat Ko 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki O Khuda Aaj To Jaldi Sona Tha