Pathan Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Aur Ek Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha! Dost: Yah Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Ham Khandani Amir Log Hain! Roj Chicken Ke Sath Roti Khate Hain!
Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!
Bhikhari: Mujhe Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta Hai! Pathan: Kal Ka Salan Kha Loge? Bhikhari: Ji Ha Bilkul! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Kal Aana!
Safina: Tum Kitne Mote Ho Gae Ho? Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho! Safina: Par Main To Maa Banne Wali Ho! Pathan: To Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
Pathan: Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Fir? Pathan: Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Lekin Vo Tha Kaun? Pathan: Mera Beta!
Ek Bed Par Tin Pathan So Rahe The! Tinon Ko Jagah Kam Pad Rahi Thi! Ek Pathan Uthkar Niche So Gaya! To Baki Donon Pathan Bole "Wapas Aaja Ab Jagah Ban Gayi Hai!"