Salma: Aap Vasim Ki Begam Ke Janaje Pe Kyon Nahin Gae? Pathan: Kis Munh Se Jaun Vo Tisari Bar Apani Begam Ke Janaje Pe Bula Chuka Hai; Aur Main Use Aaj Tak Ek Bar Bhi Nahin Bula Saka?
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Beta: Ghar Pe Mehman Aane Hain Pathan: Kaunkaun? Beta: Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mamu Pathan: Fir To Ek Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Pathan Richarj Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "Bhai Sahab Ek Rupaye Ka Iji (Easy) Richarj Kar Do" Dukandar: Ek Rupaye Ki Iji (Easy) Richarj Se Kisi Ko Call Karni Hai Ya Maisej? Pathan: Karna To Kuchh Nahin Bas Vaise Hi Paise Udaane Ki Aadat Hai
Andha Pathan Pulis Men Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya Adhikari: Tumhen Kis Liye Rakhen? Pathan: Andhadhundh Firing Ke Liye
Paryatak: Ye Kiska Kankal Hai? Pathan: Ye Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Paryatak: Aur Ye Bagal Wala Chhota Sa Kankal Kiska Hai? Pathan: Ye Bhi Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Jab Vo Chhota Bachcha Tha
Pathan Ki Flit Men Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pucha " Are You Sick Suffering From Fever?" Pathan Ne Jawab Diya