Pathan Ki Mangani Hui To Use Pata Chala Ki Uski Mangetkar Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Tha! Tab Usane Yah Kahkar Mangani Tod Di Ki "Vah Agar Kisi Aur Ki Nahin Ho Saki To Meri Kya Hogi?"
Pathan Ko Puri Raat Macharon Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya! Uska Dimag Ghum Gaya Aur Usane Jahar Pi Liya Aur Bola "Ab Kato Salo Sabke Sab Maroge"!
Pathan: Station Jaane Ke Kitne Paise Loge? Riksha Wala: 50 Rupaye! Pathan: 20 Rupaye Le Lo! Riksha Wala: 20 Rupaye Main Kaun Leker Jayega? Pathan: Tum Pichhe Baitho Ham Lekker Jayegen!
Pathan: Ab Uth Bhi Ja Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai! Salman: To Kya Hua Abbu! Vah Sota Bhi To Mujhse Buhat Pahle Hai!
Narsee: Mubarak Ho Aap 'Abbu' Ban Gae Hain! Pathan: Yah Meri Patni Ko Mat Batana Main Use 'Serprise' Dunga"!
Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Se Kaha "Is Ghadi Ko Thik Karne Ka Kya Loge?" Ghadisaaj: Jo Kimat Aap Ko Padi Thi Uska Aadha De Dena! Agale Din Ghadi Thik Karane Ke Bad Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Ko Do Thappad Mar Diye! Ghadisaaj Ne Pucha "Mujhe Thappad Cu Mare?" Pathan Ne Jhat Se Javab Diya "Jab Maine Ghadi Lene Ki Jaid Ki Thi To Mere Abbu Ne Mujhe Char Thappad Mare The!"