Marij: Doctor Sahab Ye Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Ye To Mera Hastakshar Hai
Pathan: Ye Itne Sare Log Futbol Ko Laat Kyon Maar Rahe Hain? Aadmi: Gol Karne Ke Liye! Pathan: Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge!
Techer: Kayamat Ke Din Jamin Fat Jayegi Aasman Tukde Tukde Ho Jayega! Pathan: Sar To Kya Us Din Skool Se Chhutti Hogi!
Pathan Kisi Ladaki Ke Ghar Rishta Lekar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap: Hamari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi Hai... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Ham Ek Ghante Bad A Jayega!
Pathan Sicil Par Se Ladki Ke Samne Jor Se Gira Aur Fauran Hi Khada Ho Gaya! Ladki: Oh My God! Kya Hua? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Ham Sicil Se Aise Hi Utarta Hai!
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"