Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Bachcha Jyada Intelligent (Intelligent) Hota Hai Ya Papa? Santa: Papa Pappu: To Fir Papa Fon Kisne Banaya Tha? Santa: 'Graham Bell' Ne Pappu: Agar Fon 'Graham Bell' Ne Banaya To Fir Uske Papa Ne Kyon Nahin Banaya?
Pariksha Ka Natija Aane Par Techer Ne Pappu Aur Banti Ko Apane Pas Bulaya Aur Kaha "Tum Donon Ka Jawab Hubhu Ek Jaisa Kaise?" Pappu: Techer Sawal Bhi To Ek Sa Hi Tha!
Pappu Pahle Din Skool Gaya Techer: Aaj Aap Ka Pahla Din Hai Kuch Puchna Ho To Puch Sakte Ho Pappu: Yaha Chhuttiyan Kab Se Shuru Hongi?
Pappu Banti Se: Tujhe Ladki Fasani Aati Hai? Banti: Nahin Pappu: Nahin Aati To Sikh Le Pahle Ek Kaagaz Ka Jahaz Bana Fir Use Class Men Uda Techer Ke Puchne Par Ladki Ka Nam Laga De Bas Fans Gai Ladki
Pappu Ne Apani Garlfrend Ka Naam Bled Se Apane Hath Par Likha Thodi Der Baad Jor Se Rone Laga Banti: Kyon Ro Raha Hai Pappu? Pappu: Are Yaar Spelling Galat Ho Gae Isiliye