Pappu: Papa Main Fir Se Fael Ho Gaya Santa: Chinta Mat Karo Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho Pappu: Han Pita Ji Madam Bhi Yahi Kahti Hai Santa: Ki Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho? Pappu: Kuch Aisa Hi Kah Rahi Thi Pata Nahin Tu Kis Janvar Ki Aulad Hai
Adhyapak (Pappu Se): Aaj Scool Me Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Dhundha Hai? Pappu: Sar Aaj Mai Itni Tej Daud Kar Aaya Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Mila
Pappu Ladki Se: I Lov U (I Love You)A Ladki: Maaf Karna Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hu Pappu Ye Sunkar Udaas Ho Gaya Aur Fir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola: Koi Baat Nahin Teri Maa Ko Bataunga Ladki: Ruk Ja Kamine I Lav Yu To (I Love You Too)A
Banti Pappu Se: Tumhare Pitaji Ka Naam Kamal Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahin To Tumse Kisne Kaha? Banti: Kal Sar Kah Rahe The Ki Pappu Kamal Ka Ladka Hai
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Rocket Chhoda To Sidha Suraj Se Takra Gaya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Fir Meri Pitai Hui Banti: Kisne Pita? Pappu: Suraj Ki Mammi Ne Yaar
Santa (Pappu Ko Dantate Hue): Tum Nihayat Aalsi Ho Kuch Karna Hi Nahin Chahate Jante Ho Jab Main Tumhari Umra Ka Tha To Ek Stor Men Mainne 500 Rupaye Mahine Ki Naukari Ki Thi Aur Kuch Din Baad Main Us Stor Ka Malik Ban Gaya Tha Pappu: Aajkal Yah Sambhav Nahin Papa Ab To Sab Storon Men Paise Ka Hisab Kitab Rakha Jata Hai Aur Aajkal To Har Stor Men Kaimre Bhi Lage Hue Hain