Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night. Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu. Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do? Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!