Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up. Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver. Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies? Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of? Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious.
Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.