Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions. Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I like you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I miss you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: You are really pretty! Girl: Really? Pappu: SHUTUP!
Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems. Bunty: And if I may know, what's it? Pappu: My birth!
Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr...