Maa: Pappu Jo Bachche Jhut Bolte Hai Jante Ho Unka Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Bas Men Aadha Kiraya Lagta Hai!
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Wo Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Ho Chalte Hain!
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!
Ek Ladaki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladaki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Adhyapika: Jamin Par Rahne Wale Janwar Bachche Dete Hain Aur Hava Men Udne Wale Ande Dete Hain! Wo Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Hava Men Bhi Udati Hai Aur Bacche Bhi Deti Hai? Pappu: Air Hostess!