Teacher: It's clear that you haven't studied your geography lessons. What's your excuse? Pappu: Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "It's too cold". "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!" The girl starts blushing. Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!
Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad". "What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically. "Beer and women", said Pappu.
Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie, "Let's hope it's something we've seen"!