Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda. Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it? Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once. Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive? Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!