"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point. Pappu: M'am, my dad can. Teacher: Please explain yourself. Pappu: He keeps ducks!
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms. Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside? Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about? Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales. Santa: How do you know him? Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange. Santa: Could you spell that please? Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...