Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar. Guddi: How come Pappu? Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven." Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'. Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher: How? Pappu: Ladies first!