Guddi: Plees Mujhe Kuchh Achchhe Masaj Bhejo! Pappu: Main Padhai Kar Raha Hu! 2 Minat Bad: Guddi: Kya Hua Aur Bhejo N?
Adhyapak: Beta Batao Parle Ji Ke Packet Par Jo "Hara Dot" Bana Hota Hai Uska Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Madam Iska Matlab `Parle Ji` Online Baithe Hain!
Pappu: Sab Log Shaadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hain To Shaadi Kyon Karte Hain! Jito: Beta Akl Badaam Khane Se Nahin Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai!
Medical Student Pappu Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Khat Likha Aur Bola "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Jawab Diya "Tumhara Bladgrup Be Positive Hai"!
Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se "Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Aur Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Ladaki: Apni Shakl Dekhi Hai Pappu: Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hu Varna Katrina Kaif Ke Pas Jata!