Adhyapika: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai? Pinki: Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti Adhyapika: To Fir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Sahan Shakti
Garlfrend: Janu Kal Mera Barthde Hai Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Pappu: Kya Chahiye? Garlfrend: Ring (Ring)A Pappu: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balence Bahut Kam Hai
Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Prito: Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade Ho Gae Ho? . . . . . . Pappu: Ha Aanti Aur Koi Vikalp (Option) Hi Nahin Hai
Adhyapak: Aisi Kisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Magar Fir Bhi Vo Vahan Par Nahin Ja Sakte? Pappu: Sar Ji Mahila Shauchalay
Adhyapika: Tum Let Kyon Aaye Ho? Pappu: Papa Aur Mammi Ki Ladai Ho Rahi Thi Adhyapika: Vo Lad Rahe The To Tum Kyon Let Ho Gae? Pappu: Mera Ek Juta Mammi Ke Pas Tha Aur Ek Papa Ke Paas