Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full. Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams? Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car. Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes, of course. Pappu: He did not say a word!
Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation? Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba Teacher: Didn't get you. Pappu: Same here babes... same here!