Techer: Agar Man Se Prarthana Karen To Ishwar Har Iccha Puri Karte Hain Pappu: Yah Jhut Hai Sar Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Kab Ke Dusre Skool Men Chale Gae Hote
Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya? Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua? Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?
Banti: Yaar Apne Aap Par Sab Se Jyada Garv Kab Mahsus Hota Hai? Pappu: Jab Egjaam Men Kuchh Nahin Aata Aur Pichhe Se Techer Aakar Bolti Hai "Copy Chhupa Lo Piche Wala Dekh Raha Hai" Kasam Se Garv Se Sina Chauda Ho Jata Hai
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Sath Restraan Men Gaya To Garlfrend Ne Kaha "Mujhe Bargar Khana Hai" Pappu Gaya Aur Bargar Le Aaya Garlfrend: Thanks! Pappu: Sirf Thanks! Garlfrend: Achchha Aur Kya Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Aadha Bargar De De Nahin To Aak Fod Dunga
Techer: Insaan Wo Hai Jo Dusaron Ke Kam Aaye Pappu: Lekin Techer Pariksha Ke Samay N To Aap Khud Insaan Banati Ho N Dusaron Ko Insaan Banne Deti Ho
Techer: Chumbakiy Shakti Prabhav Kise Kahte Hain? Pappu: Jab Koi Ladki Skuti Par Jate Hue Kisi Bike Sawar Ladke Ke Paas Se Gujarti Hai To Us Ladke Ki Bike Ki Gati Apne Aap Hi Badh Jaati Hai Ladki Dwara Utpann Kiye Gaye Is Gati Parivartan Ko Hi "Chumbakiy Shakti Prabhav" Kahte Hain Aur Yadi Ye Prakriya Nahin Hoti Hai To Iska Sidha Arth Ye Hai Ki Ladake Men Aayeran Ki Kami Hai