Professor Ne Hindi Ki Class Me Pucha "Gali Ki Paribhasha Batao?" Pappu: Atyadhik Krodh Aane Par Sharirik Roop Se Hinsa Na Karte Hue Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gai Hinsatmak Karyavahi Ke Lie Chune Hue Shabdon Ka Samuh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchat Man Ko Asim Shanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai Use Hum Gali Kahte Hain
Santa: Kya Tum Paas Ho Gae? Pappu: Han Hamari Puri Class Paas Ho Gai Lekin Hamari Techer Feel Ho Gai Santa: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Vo Abhi Bhi Usi Class Me Padha Rahi Hai
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Garlfrend Romantic Mood Me Pappu Se Boli "Aaj Mere Ghar Men Koi Nahin Hai A Jao" Pappu: Pagal Tu Mere Ghar Aaja Yaha Ham Sare Hain Tera Dil Bhi Lag Jayega
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