Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?" Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin. Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic. Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin!
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers." Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: She says I'm childish. Bunty: So how did you cope up? Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
Teacher: What is Electricity? . . . . Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon? Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do! Pleaseee...