Maths Teacher: What is a line? Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk. Teacher: Then what are parallel lines? Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.
Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health. Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily. Doctor: How long do you play? Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!
Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring. Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65?
The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class. While inspecting she asked Pappu, "What have you drawn?" Pappu: That, Ma'm - is a cow grazing. Teacher: Where is the grass? Pappu: The cow has eaten it. Teacher: But where is the cow? Pappu: You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group? Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!