Pappu Har Station Par Utar Kar Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha Kyon? Kyonki Doctor Ne Use Lamba Safar Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha
Master: Pappu Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aaye? Pappu: Sar Kal Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gai Thi! Master: Tum Kaha Gire Aur Kaha Lagi? Pappu: Sar Main Takiye Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi!
Techer: Ise Pura Karo! 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi ____ Chali? Pappu: 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Tedi Tedi Chali? Techer: Oye! Tujhe Pata Nahin Iska Jawab? Pappu: Aapke Sath To Maine Fir Bhi Lihaaj Kar Liya Nahin To 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Chal Bhi Nahin Sakti!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Master: Do Men Se Do Gae To Kitne Bache? Pappu: Master Ji Mujhe Samajh Men Nahin Aaya! Master: Beta Tumhare Paas Do Roti Hain! Tumne Donon Kha Lin To Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha? Pappu: Master Ji Sabji!