Pappu Bike Se Badi Tej Raftar Men Ek Ladaki Ke Pas Se Gujara Ladki Gusse Men Akar Boli: Abe Aadha Hai Marna Hai Kya? Pappu: Abhi Mood Nahin Hai Fir Kabhi Sahi
Banti: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuch Nahin Ban Sakta Pappu: Kyon Nahin Ban Sakta? Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hai Ki Main Bina Koshish Ke Bada Bhai Ban Gaya
Pappu Ne Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Pucha "Aap Kahan Rahti Ho?" Ladki Ne Jawab Diya "Em.Ji Rod (M.G Road)." Pappu: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Bhi Rod Par Rahati Ho Mere Ghar Chalo!
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Ki Tumhen Kaisaa Pati Chahiye? Ladki: Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achhi Baaten Kare Hansi Majak Kare Aur Raaton Ko Mujhe Gaane Sunaye Pappu: Tum Pati Chhodo FM Radio Le Lo!
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se: Main Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta Hu Garlfrend: Par Meri Maa Is Pyarobbat Ko Nahin Samajhati Pappu: Main Tumhari Mammi Se Thoda Pyar Karta Hu!
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Bachcha Jyada Intelligent (Intelligent) Hota Hai Ya Papa? Santa: Papa Pappu: To Fir Papa Fon Kisne Banaya Tha? Santa: 'Graham Bell' Ne Pappu: Agar Fon 'Graham Bell' Ne Banaya To Fir Uske Papa Ne Kyon Nahin Banaya?