Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 100 Ka Pappu: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkule Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Pappu: Agar Main Iss Saal Bhi Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar! Aisa Kiya To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Adhyapika: Homvark Tumhare Papa Ne Likha Hai? Pappu: Nahin Madam Adhyapika: Likhavat To Tumhare Papa Ki Hai? Pappu: Maine Unke Pen Se Likha Hai Na Isliye Aisa Aapko Lag Raha Hai
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Ghar Uski Maa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Main Aapki Ladki Se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hu" Maa Boli "Apna Naam Aur Pata Dete Jaiye Agar Hamen Koi Accha Ladka Nahin Mila To Ham Aapko Jarur Yaad Karenge"
Adhyapika: Main Teri Jaan Nikaal Dungi Iski English Kya Hogi? Pappu (Gusse Men) Bola: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi Tu Hath To Laga Ke Dikha
Pappu: Papa Mere Liye Ek Dhol La Do Santa: Nahin Tu Dhol Baja Ke Tang Kiya Karega Pappu: Nahin Papa Jab Aap So Jaya Karoge Tab Bajaunga