Suraj: Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Pappu: 100 Ka Suraj: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkale Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Santa: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Pappu: Ghar Par 2 Mehman Aane Wale Hain Santa: Kaun Kaun? Pappu: Mammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mama Santa: Fir 1 Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Pappu: Papa Yah Santa Close (Santa Claus) Aadmi Hi Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Kyonki Koi Bhi Aurat Ek Hi Dras (Dress) Ko Har Saal Nahin Pahan Sakti
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Pappu, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing, Sir! Headmaster: Exactly.