Techer: Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Vo Jarur Milta Hai! Pappu: Rahne Do Mis Aur Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Mis Nahin Misija Hoti!
Pappu: Papa Mecdonals Chalen? Santa: Beta Chalte Hai Pahle Mecdonals Ke Spelling Bata! Pappu (Thodi Der Soch Kar): Papa `Ke Eff Si` Chalte Hain!
Pappu Class Men Hans Raha Tha! Ek Ladka Bola: Khade Ho Jao? Kaun Ho Tum? Pappu: Tum Kaun Ho? Ladaka: Main Moniter Hu? Pappu: To Fir Main Si.Pe.Yu. Hu!
Shikshak: Batao `I Lov U`` Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Men Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Shikshak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chinies Gun Hain Sar! N Koi Garanti N Koi Varanti! Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Adhyapak: Beta Batao Parle Ji Ke Packet Pe Jo `Hara Dot` Bana Hota Hai Uska Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Madam Iska Matlab `Parle Ji` Online Baithe Hain!
Jito: Beta Tum Histary Men Fal Kyon Ho Gae The? Pappu: Sabhi Prashn Us Time Ke The Jab Main Paida Bhi Nahin Hua Tha!