Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money, remember the saying, "A fool and his money are soon parted." Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.
The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls Pappu. Pappu gets up and erases the board. Teacher: What's this? Pappu: Ma'm, problem solved.
Pappu is late for his class. When he enters the class without permission, the teacher stops teaching and gives him a stare. Pappu: Ma'm, carry on! Don't Stop for me.
Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go. Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z! Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y? Pappu: In my shorts.