Pappu: Sukhi Sukhi Sadkon Pe Main Tera Intzar Karu Garlfrend: Bhigibhigi Hota Hai Pappu: Itni Garmi Men Tera Baap Pani Dalega Aakar Sadkon Pe?
Santa: Sunati Ho "Aaj Hamare Pappu Ne Aadha Shabd Bolna Sikha"A Jito (Utsahit Hokar): Sach! Kya Bola? Santa: Bahan
Santa Pappu Se: Bete Tumhare Dada Ji Ne Shadi Ki Aur Pachhatae Maine Shadi Ki Aur Pachat Raha Hun Ab Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Aur Kar Hi Kya Sakta Hun Vansh-Parampara Nibhaunga A Shadi Karunga Aur Fir Pachhatanga
Pappu: A very frightening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me. Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya. Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!