Pappu: Papa Aapke Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Aapne Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Main Paas Ho Gaya To Gadi Dilwaoge Santa: Ha Pappu: Paise Bach Gae Aapke
Techer: Ek Murgi Roz Do Ande De To Saptah Men Kitane Ande Degi? Pappu: Sar Barah Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ji Vah Ravivar Ke Chhutti Bhi To Manayegi N Sar
Pappu: Papa Meri Ticher Kitni Mast Hai Na? Santa: Beta Techer Maa Saman Hoti Hai Pappu: Aapko To Hamesha Apni Hi Khushi Dikhai Deti Hai
Techer: Agar Tumne Subah Char Roti Khai Dophar Ko Tin To Kul Kitani Rotiyan Khai? Pappu: Ma Khate Samay Roti Ginne Se Mana Karti Hai
Banti: Aaj Itni Thand Kyon Hai? Pappu: Suraj Nahi Nikala Na Banti: Kyon Nahi Nikala? Pappu: Uski Mammi Ne Nahi Nikalne Diya Boli Ki Thand Men Kaha Jayega Pada Rah Kambal Men Faltu Ki Awaragardi Karega
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