Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai? Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!
Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai! Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'? Pappu: How much time I have? Teacher: Why? Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!