Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C. Now give a relevant example. Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes. Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers? Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!