Pathan Ne "Faders De" Par Apane Bap Ko Card Bheja Aur Us Men Yah Panktiyan Likhi "Full To Bahut Hain Gulab Jaisa Koi Nahin; Mere Baap To Bahut Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahin!"
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Pappu Skool Men Gadha Lekar Aaya Adhyapika: Ye Gadha Kyon Leker Aaye Ho? Pappu: Mis Aap Hi To Kahti Hain Ki Maine Badebade Gadhon Ko Insaan Banaya Hai To Maine Socha Ki Iska Bhi Bhala Ho Jaye
Garlfrend Romantic Mood Me Pappu Se Boli "Aaj Mere Ghar Men Koi Nahin Hai A Jao" Pappu: Pagal Tu Mere Ghar Aaja Yaha Ham Sare Hain Tera Dil Bhi Lag Jayega
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