pani jokes

E Khuda Aaj Barsaat Ho Jaye;
Kam Se Kam Ek Katori Pani Bhar Jaye;
Jo SMS Na Karte Hon Uska Mobile Usamen Doob Jaye;
Na Rahega Fon Na Bajegi Ton

Ek Safed Billi Pani Men Gir Gai To Uske Paas Baithi Kali Billi Kya Bolegi?
Socho?
Socho?
Vaigyanikon Ki Tarah Mat Socho Vo Myaunmayon Hi Bolegi

Jindagi Men Kitane Bhi Duhkh Milen Kitne Bhi Gam Milen;
Apne Aansu Bah Jane Dena Unhe Rokna Mat
Kyonki
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Ruke Hue Pani Men Hi Maleriya Wale Macchar Ande Dete Hain

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Pani Men Gayi Bhains Aur Shopping Mall Men Gayi Aurat Kabhi Jaldi Bahar Nahin Aati

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Ham Pani Kyon Pite Hain?
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Kyonki Ham Use Kha Nahin Sakte

Pravachan Sunkar Patni Jab Ghar Lauti To Pati Se "Baba Ji Kah Rahe The Ki Ramrajya Men Sher Aur Bakari Ek Hi Ghat Par Pani Piya Karte The Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Bhala?"
Pati: Ho Kyon Nahin Sakta Aur Vo To Ab Bhi Ho Raha Hai Kya Main Tumhare Saath Nahin Rahta?