Pappu Apni Maa Se Buri Tarah Se Pitne Ke Baad Apne Papa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Pucha "Aap Kabhi Pakistan Gae Ho?" Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: Kabhi Afghanistan Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: To Fir Yah Aatankvadi Item Kahan Se Laye?
Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee? Pakistani Cricketer: Yes. Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte? Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!