Jindagi Men Paisa Dost Sabakuchh Vapas A Jate Hain; Par Tute Hue Dant Vapas Nahin Aate; Isliye Time Par Maisej Kar Diya Karo; Varna Hanste Hue Bahut Sharm Aayegi
Jindagi Men Sabkuch Vapas Aata Hai; Pyar Paisa Dost; Par Tute Hue Dant Nahin Aate Aapki Kasam; Hanste Hue Bahut Sharmaoge Aur Bure Bhi Lagoge Isiliye Jaldi SMS Karo
Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota. Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti? Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!